I get to see my Gondo’s sibling today, thiz name is Rorko. Thiz has finally been allowed out of what I think you humans call “timeout”. Rorko had been sent there for 6.052 liberee’s because thiz touched a thing thiz wasn’t going to buy.
Now Rorko is very funny and weird. Thiz is also known as the “crooked nose”. Rorko got this name when thiz was a middle aged offspring. One day when thiz was looking through thiz old things thiz came across some old glue that dries instantly. So thiz put some on thiz finger to see if it still worked. Now, just as thiz finished putting it on thiz finger, my Gondo rushed past and stopped because thiz saw the glue on thiz finger, and thought it was snot and said “Oh, Rorko, when will you learn to stop picking your nose” then thiz rushed off before Rorko could say it was glue, not snot. But hearing the word snot made thiz want to pick thiz nose, so without thinking thiz started to pick thiz nose with the finger that has the glue on it. Thiz didn’t get very far with picking thiz nose because the glue dried whilst thiz finger was up thiz nose.
Now Rorko pulled and pulled but it just wouldn’t budge. So feeling pretty stupid, thiz went and told thiz Gondo and Gonga. So they pulled and pulled whilst Rorko was screaming in pain. It still wouldn’t budge. So then they got everyone in the group to help but it just wouldn’t budge. So thiz finger was stuck up thiz nose. But after 3.2 liberee’s of pulling, and screaming, and pain it budged, then a couple of groompas after that it finally came out. Thiz nose was very crooked.